SO it turns out there is a limit to the kind of smut the world’s most famous filth factory, OnlyFans, is happy to churn out.
It has now banned Bonnie Blue, the Pac-Man of porn, after she revealed her next appalling stunt would take place in public at what she called a “petting zoo”.
Having almost completed the 1001 Depraved Acts To Do Before You Die, Tia Billinger, as her mother knows her, was due to get into a plastic see-through box on Sunday and invite members of the public to climb in and do “whatever they wanted” to her.
So far, so typical for a woman who prides herself on making Linda Lovelace look like Mother Teresa.
This Perspex perversion was due to be streamed on her OnlyFans site to all the sex-starved men who pay £5 a month to see her defiled. But the site told her that this particular stomach-churning challenge was dangerous and breached its terms of use.
It then kicked her off. For good.
Bonnie, who claims she has been unfairly “singled out” by the ban, is now feeling blue as her earnings plummet.
She claimed earlier this year she was making £600,000 a month exhibiting her wares on the site.
While her bank manager might be clutching his collar, one thing for certain is OnlyFans will cope with losing its most notorious “contributor”.
Because while it may have dispatched Bonnie Blue it has plenty of other sexually adventurous “stars” to keep it afloat. Blue’s comrade in copulation Lily Phillips, for example, who pulls in £200k a month.
The pair are like the Blur and Oasis of pornography, endlessly competing, not for record sales, but for the record number of males they can roll with in a session.
Phillips last week upped the ante, pledging to beat Blue’s 1,000 men in a day with 10,000 in a week. Her OnlyFans is still live as I write.
OnlyFans devours porn. It is not the most profitable content subscription service in the world — £4.5billion last year — because it features people making Lego models of their cat.
Its founder, Essex-born Tim Stokely, might suggest sex is not its USP but even its homepage begs to differ.
Packed with promos for “creators” doing such wholesome pursuits as fishing in Canada or hiking in New Zealand, one thing unites them — they are all attractive women wearing bikinis and offering “spicy” content.
OnlyFans would be nothing without them. It might as well be called OnanismFans.
How else to explain its screeching U-turn over its decision to ban “sexually explicit content” four years ago? In a volte-face to make Keir Starmer proud, in August 2021 it pledged to prohibit porn from October. A week on it changed its mind.
The proposed ban was not the result of some soul-searching but a reaction to concerns from banks worried about reputational damage.
OnyFans cleared up that little problem because, well, money talks.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Given the millions of hours of cynical smut coursing through OnlyFans’ servers, why the sudden fit of the vapours over Bonnie Blue?
Well, the answer is simple. Bonnie Blue has finally gone too far. She has crossed a line.
Wake-up call
Her antics have now become so perverted and dangerous that even the murky, anything goes, porn-obsessed world of OnlyFans doesn’t want her.
How long before all the other websites still hosting content from this moral vacuum of an “influencer” start to think the same?
Will Elon Musk, apparently so keen to protect women, judging by his recent intervention in the grooming gangs scandal, now kick her off X?
We shall see.
Whatever, this tawdry episode should serve as a wake-up call to Bonnie Blue and all her clones to end this race to the bottom (worryingly there are many similarly dangerous wannabes, like Annie Knight, recently admitted to hospital after sleeping with 583 men in a single day. How long before she is banned too?).
Hopefully they will now realise that the disturbing trend for increasingly extreme sex acts does have a limit.
That offering yourself up to be used and abused by ever more men is not just dangerous, it is also no longer the guaranteed money spinner you think it is.
BECK IN ROYAL FAVOUR
THE King’s birthday honours list was quite the lesson in forgiveness.
Sir David of Golden-balls, who famously called the honours committee “c***s”, wasn’t the only one granted absolution by The Firm.
There was also TV producer Stephen Lambert, who got an OBE. He makes things like Gogglebox now but he used to run a company called RDF.
You might remember RDF. It hit headlines in 2007 after it doctored documentary footage of the Queen arriving at a photoshoot to give the impression she had stormed out.
“Queengate” gave the BBC a collective cardiac arrest and top brass demanded to know who had tampered with the footage and insulted the monarch.
A probe was launched and eventually the culprit came clean . . . one Stephen Lambert.
MY great colleague, Clemmie Moodie, has been leading the charge for Robbie Williams to get a knighthood. I’m afraid she will have to do this without my, er, highly influential backing.
Anyone who decided the excruciating Rude-box was an acceptable song to inflict on the world’s ear drums should be banned from getting any honour – for life.
TRAINS DEJA 2
HS2 has gone so far over budget it’s now expected to cost the taxpayer about £100billion and will be delayed beyond 2033.
So a train service that costs an absolute fortune and won’t arrive on time.
Nothing new there then.
135-year-old tortoise is becoming a dad after making the beast with two shells with a younger her-toise.
Presumably it wasn’t a quickie?
PM ALL TALK ON TROOPS
THE sorry saga of Afghanistan war veteran George Ford tells you everything you need to know about our busted benefits system.
He told us this week how he was struggling to get a home because his local council was prioritising those fleeing the Taliban.
His treatment isn’t just unfair, it’s a grave insult to a man who was prepared to lay down his life for Britain and ended up with PTSD when that nearly happened.
Sir Keir Starmer recently announced he wants to boost the Army by another 3,000 personnel to get us match fit for whatever war we end up fighting next.
I hope enough people come forward – God knows we need them.
But given the shabby way the Government ends up treating some of our veterans, he should not be surprised if he struggles to fill the roles.
QUICK question for you: Is there anywhere better than England on a beautiful summer’s day? There isn’t, is there?
Sitting outside with a cold beverage on the go, just staring into the middle distance. I absolutely bloody love it. Have a fantastic weekend, folks.
A DOZY PARKER
KELSEY PARKER appears to be another gullible celeb who has spent too long reading conspiracy theories online.
She refuses to put SPF suncream on her kids in case it GIVES them cancer.
The 34-year-old pregnant mum-of-two reckons she just keeps her kids out of the sun.
Really?
For any parent with two under-fives – and I have been one – stopping your kids running around in the great outdoors is nigh-on impossible. So I’ll be impressed if she has managed that.
I hope she doesn’t have the same aversion to After Sun as she’s gonna need it this weekend when everyone is inevitably burnt to a crisp.
WILL SMITH – WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
WILL SMITH’S fall from grace after that Oscars slap was quite the skydive.
But the old Fresh Prince is back, plugging a cheesy new rap song called Pretty Girls, just the kind of ditty you’d expect from a, er, 56-year-old father of three.
He gave an interview to Radio 1Xtra this week in a bid to talk directly to da kidz and was asked how slapping Chris Rock in 2022 had affected him.
Describing it as “brutiful” (“brutal and beautiful”) he then barfed up a word salad of such utter bollocks it would break Google translate.
This is what he said . . .
“Finding that way to be able to be with my own humanity – be able to not be perfect but be human and find a higher power in my humanity than I found in my constellation of ideas of perfection that we called With Smith.
“The fullness of who I am to allow that to be better than Will Smith. The honesty and the authenticity and the broader spectrum of the possibilities of who I am is actually better than Will Smith.
“Working in that space of authenticity and honesty and imperfection. Allowing that to grow into a higher perfection than the imagery of Will Smith is where I am as an artist and a human right now.”
Got that?
